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# ebay listing error??
img232.imageshack.us/img232/4515/ebayzu9.jpg

ebay direct link cgi.ebay.co.uk/packard-bell-note-book_W0QQitemZ330187280901QQihZ014QQcategoryZ177QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

brand new dual core 2ghz for only 30 quid, surely not lolz!!!!
(freeallbadgers, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:08, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)
# NIKE MEN'S SHOES FOR ONLY FIVE DOLLARS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)
# FRIENDSHIP.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:13, archived)
# DEAR NIKE,
I AM NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED THAT YOUR NEW SHOES WILL MAKE ME RUN FASTER.

PLEASE TRY TO CONVINCE ME WITH AN AGGRESSIVE SALES PITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# FUCK ME IN YOUR SHIT PLZ.
NIKE: TENNIS SHOES!

THE FUTURE OF SHOES. WEAR OUR SHOES AND RUN LIKE A ITALIAN SANDWICH MAKER FROM A TIPPED OVER BARREL OF SNAKES AND BLOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:16, archived)
# italians don't run they are fat.
fat and surrender.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:28, archived)
# but as for KENYANS!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:38, archived)
# yeah everyone in africa can run like hell.
if they don't have some disease or had a limb taken off by a machete.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# Dont forget the AK47 injuries!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TOMORROW WITH SEVEN PRO ATHELETES
AND WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU BUY A PAIR OF SHOES SHOES.

Nike and it's goon squad are not liable for raping your children and shooting you and stealing your electronics to buy drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)
# MEATSPIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)
# hey yo.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)
# way to spam your auction
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)
# lol its not spam!!! check the image
img223.imageshack.us/img223/7485/ebayrb8.jpg

the sellers obviously forgot to type an extra '0'
(freeallbadgers, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)
# IM WEARING A BRACELET FOR YOU.
PLZ LIVESTRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# WE SHOULD ALL CHIP IN SOME MONEY AND BUY THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:15, archived)
# ARE WE ALL GOING TO SHARE IT.
I DONT WANT TO USE IT IF IT HAS BEEF STAINS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:17, archived)
# I PROMISE NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:24, archived)
# Fucking ebay cunts!
I have just listed a fucking car on there and it wont bring it up in a search!
Fuckers.
Edit: Now it is there.
/end rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Your truck?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:26, archived)
# Fuck that!
that thing owes me way too much money to sell it now!

Selling the Blue ute.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:32, archived)
# craigslist is where i sell stuff.
some guy wants to buy my panties there but he's haggling for the price. he thinks i'm a 23 year old girl named ree.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:35, archived)
# Hmm,
wonder if the "aussie babe" market is good over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:45, archived)
# anything 'exotic' is.
all the guys who can't get laid here think that canadian women are 'stuck-up bitches' and believe that foreign women would be all over them as they are so charming and handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# I am going out to buy some panties tomorrow.
Just got to figure out a way to explain to the neighbours as to why I am putting them on their maltes terrier cross for an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:50, archived)
# i stole mine from a charity shop.
i wanted them to look used.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:53, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)
# b3ta posting error?!!!1!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:25, archived)
# I find it difficult to imagine an accident that would put a fork through his nose like that.
Much like when you do a google image search for "snooker cue" with the safesearch on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)
# accident?
she stabbed the little bastard on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:31, archived)
# where is all the blood?
every time I have sustained an injury to my nose
I fucking bleed for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:36, archived)
# she told him if he bled on her she'd stick a fork in his balls.
by brother had a dog bite out his eye when he was a kid but the doctors stuck it back in his socket.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# a recently deceased mate of mine tripped over on the way home from the pub, hit a gutter and popped his eye out of the socket
Docs did the same thing.

Was funny at the pub next time he walked in though. Mainly because another one of the boys (Ronnie) said "Fuck Bobbie, I knew I should have walked ya home ya silly cunt."
Bob replied, "probably would have happened anyway"
Ronnie: "Yeah, I know. But at least I could have fucked the hole in ya head!"

Laughter and more beer was enjoyed by all. Even Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:49, archived)
# haha!
my other brother took a chainsaw to the stomach and lived. too bad, because he's a goof.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:52, archived)
# wow, that sounds nasty!
Got any pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)
# i wish.
it happened when i was ten or twelve or so. i got to see it, which was fun. he whined about it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:03, archived)
# I quite enjoy your stories sir
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)
# thanks. i love chattering them at people and am surprised people aren't bored.
the same brother had part of a finger mangled by farm equipment too, and then went to work in a nuclear reactor.

he's not so smart.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I feel both envious and lucky to be without such stories
I keep hitting deer with my car, but that's about as close I come to gore.

I think my best stories are probably the ones I least want to tell as the deal with kind of amazing stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# eh, we're all stupid. no shame in admitting your faults.
it's 3:30, i'm to bed. see you later.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I once seen a dislocated vagina
When the ex gave birth to our second daughter at 10pound 12ounces.

Her vag literally appeared to be sitting on the birthing table infront of her.
That was enough to put me off sex with her for weeks!
not that I had a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:13, archived)
# i hope you took pictures.
if you did, send them along so i can 'shop them into a pic of a butcher shop.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)
# unfortunately I do not (otherwise I would have linked;)
being woken up at 4am and being told "WE NEED TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!"
sort of made me forget a few things.
1hr 45mins from first contraction our duaghter was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)
# when she's of age to start thinking about dating, tell her this story.
ought to give you a slight reprieve.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Top tip!
thanks mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)
# You could have just slipped it out while she was sleeping
and put it on like a tube sock.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:26, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)
# What the?
where on this earth did you find that picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:19, archived)
# how the hell
has he got 400 of the buggers?
i'm tempted to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)
# i have just bought one.
i have also just remembered that a common scam is to hack into a good ebay sellers account, change his password and bank account details, put a lot up for sale at a cheap price, take the money and run.

ah well, pay with paypal and you are protected, allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:10, archived)
# indeed
regretted it the moment i clicked confirm.

i've got a nasty feeling that paypal will only "protect" you if the seller has money in his paypal account that they can refund you with.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)
# let me know how you go
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# This happened to me
Fuckers hacked into my account and wee trying to sell some super duper motorbike for cheap. Luckily I noticed. They didn't change my password though. Either that or ebay fucked up and wouldn't admit it.
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# big company's gotta ditch 'em
for fancy new ones?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)
# possibly,
the cpu is deffintly wrong but all the other specs match up
www.packardbell.com/NR/rdonlyres/08AD0B57-D7AF-490E-9D47-948E063B2E6F/119/easynotew.pdf
made 2005 apparently
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)
# i bought twelvety

actually i reported it for fraudulent listing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# what the fucking shitty magnet is fucking fuck
fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# So... Who got scammed?
This is a variant of the Romanian Laptop Scam.

What makes this unique is that it was designed to make people think it was just a typo, £30 isn’t that much to get upset about losing. The 21 days clause in the T&Cs is there to guarantee that disputes through eBay or PayPal are raise after the 7-9 days that it takes for PayPal to transfer the cash.

The mistake they made (apart from being found out or messing with me) which could have netted more cash was to omit the requirement for immediate payment.

I looked up the seller’s name in the phone book and found that it was different to the address in the Payment Confirmation email from PayPal. I guessed that the scammers had set up an account in his name at an old address then somehow (selective Phishing/found passwords at his old address/got access to his email) gained access to his eBay account either also got his PayPal password or linked his eBay account to the new account.

I phoned the number listed in The Phone Book and ended up talking to his dad who confirmed some of this and said that eBay had traced the scammers down to 4 or 5 PCs and would send emails about this to all paying buyers, I haven't had one yet. I don’t trust anyone so if you get any emails that look like they’re from eBay be careful not to get phished.

It sounded like they had spoken to eBay but not PayPal so I recommend that any of you who bought one raise a dispute and post this on to anyone else you know who bought one.
(initialised, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)