
turns him into a 100ft tall animal with oversized sexual organs?
Because if he isn't, I'm not interested.
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Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34,
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Because if he isn't, I'm not interested.

with oversized sexual organs?
*writes note to self: don't show shada my elephant impression*
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Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41,
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*writes note to self: don't show shada my elephant impression*

a chap sitting opposite me on teh metro proceeded to slowly empty his pockets, turned them inside out, unzip, prove that he was not a grower, then urinated profusely onto teh floor whilst shouting 'Have you seen my elephant!?'
The best part was at the next stop when the metro braked this huge wash of urine swept all the crap and shite off the floor of the carriage along to the doors and out over all those fleeing feet!
I shudda been sick, but y'know, it's hard to when you're laughing!
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Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:14,
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The best part was at the next stop when the metro braked this huge wash of urine swept all the crap and shite off the floor of the carriage along to the doors and out over all those fleeing feet!
I shudda been sick, but y'know, it's hard to when you're laughing!