
Magners is not ciders!
If it ain't at least 7% with potential to contain dissolved rat, it ain't real.
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15,
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If it ain't at least 7% with potential to contain dissolved rat, it ain't real.

One place I used to drink had that pretty nice Westons organic cider until they had a row with their supplier. I went in the next time and the barmaid said to me, "Sorry, we haven't got any cider tonight. We have got Magners though."
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:18,
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4 pints and I was partying. Chatting to the landlord he goes "'Course, 'er ain't what 'er used to be since all these EU regulations, mind"
"Well what is it?"
"'S only 'bout 7 'r 8 these days."
"(splutter)... ok... what was it before?"
"Oh if you got a good barrel 'er could be around 12 'r 13..."
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:22,
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"Well what is it?"
"'S only 'bout 7 'r 8 these days."
"(splutter)... ok... what was it before?"
"Oh if you got a good barrel 'er could be around 12 'r 13..."

I found a pub in Bristol while I was at uni. Unmarked pump at the end of the bar, only obvious regulars getting served from it in their own tankards.
Finally managed to get hold of a pint and it was fab.
I went to get up to get another and realised that the bottom half of my legs were already completely pissed.
Three more pints later and I was made an honorary local.
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:27,
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Finally managed to get hold of a pint and it was fab.
I went to get up to get another and realised that the bottom half of my legs were already completely pissed.
Three more pints later and I was made an honorary local.