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# I couldn't be brought down any further :(
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# oh no!
what's wrong with you?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Ooh not as bad as mr sushis
women and jobs.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# But lets be fair....
Im Hitler, You cock!

How much better would Tarzan have been that way?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Tarzan, eh?
Edgar Rice Burroughs Incorporated just tried to trademark the Tarzan yell:

1) a semi-long sound in the chest register,
2) a short sound up an interval of one octave plus a fifth from the preceding sound,
3) a short sound down a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
4) a short sound up a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
5) a long sound down one octave plus a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
6) a short sound up one octave from the preceding sound,
7) a short sound up a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
8) a short sound down a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
9) a short sound up a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
10) a long sound down an octave plus a fifth from the preceding sound.

But it has been ruled that it needs to be written down as a score to be trademarked, which has interesting implications for Harley Davidson.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# fuck em both in the eye socket
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Cheers Horrible ;)
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Oh you utter, utter bastard
*hugs*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)