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# SUNDAY LUNCH
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# FUCKING MEATLOAF AGAIN!?!!?!?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
# No...
I tripped and it slid onto my penis...

/bad excuses blog
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO SERVE TO THE VICAR?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Tell him it's tartare sauce?
Or destroy his sense of reason with MIND BULLETS!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# YOU WILL BE EXCOMMUNICATED!
DIRTY LUNCH FUCKER...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Hehehe
Not just lunch - I'll fuck your cornflakes given a chance*! ;)

*May contain traces of fibs
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)
# although
*Will contain traces of nuts"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)