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[challenge entry] Scrotum and eyes... big mac and fries...

'What do you want for dinner?'
'I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?'

Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)
# lol
very nice :)
(, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Thank you...
I'm just hoping no-one had one for tea last night :-)
(, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)
# nope
turkey, stuffing and coleslaw sandwich, me

erm...
(, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Pita bread
and cheese and onion cottage cheese me - and a mars bar.

Then far too much to drink and some fucker stole my wallet. dam.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# no food
just beer and tequila.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)
# good good
very nice - i'll make sure i ask for one next time i go.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)