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# to: [email protected]
Dear sir/madmane

I am walking into town later, to pick up some photo prints. How should I phrase this request, so as not to be sued by some tiny purple twat?

Yours sincerely
Mr The Neville
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# to: Mr The Nevillington
How are you? I hope you are well, on this piece of paper I am e-mailing you is the correct terminology, oh wait the paper is on fire, it seems the disk drive cannot transfer paper.. I'm taking this in my stride really, I am, now my thigh is ablaze and I...

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if you've received this cry for help and you are not the earlier mentioned person or organisation please delete it

WebSheriff.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I am well!
Although the state of wellness has been patented by IBM and Ben & Jerry's, so I cannot feel that way without some form of infringement.

I feel WELL! Hahaha! What are you going to do about it, scary vulture lawyers?

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Which reminds me ..
What about all the disney films where they featured those royal sons in them ...

"Some day my royal son will come"

Doesn't have the same ring ..

Can you spot the joke that made me link it .. can ya? can ya? Snow white, 2 week holiday in some far flung exoctic place, sat crying as she's no pictures to remind her of it, Dwarfs come and ask what's up, she cried out "Some day my prints will come" ..

I'm sorry..

I'm really sorry ..

Don't hurt me for the bad jokes ..
(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *sues royals*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)