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# RUN DIAGONALLY
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# THE FASTEST WAY TO RUN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# those bishops knew their stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Best way to escape an alligator/crocodile.
RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN

But zigzag.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I always thought the best way
was to hit it with the stump of your other leg
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Zigzag is good
So are harpoon guns.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# just run, the stumpy legged fuckers wont catch you
i learned this at steve irwins zoo, and i bummed his cardboard cutout
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)