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# Since when is wanking off against a bike in private a criminal act?!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

*tucks Halfords catalogue back under the pillow for later*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# welcome to 1984 etc etc
don't even think about having a wank in your bedroom ever again
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Kudos to the man
He managed to breach the peace alone in a locked room. That's pretty special.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# evening missus
it's a bit of a rum do and no mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Certainly appears to be
'ning yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Ever since this guy started giving him sex tips
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2593095.ece
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Personally, I'm more shocked that Prince compo was pulled
and I'm off to wank on bike to cheer myself up
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I'm appalled
the prince compo should never have been pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Rather that than b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# "Excuse me sir, do you mind if I take this sexy bike up to my room?"


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)