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# I met him once
He didn't smile at all.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I spent a whole day with him
His teeth kept falling out, then he offered me a whisky and we got wankered together. And he told me how he's a virgin.

True story.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# the old ones are teh best
so you made out?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Ha!
No! But he did steal my friend's trousers and some plans to build a nuclear bomb.

Again true story.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)