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# And you're not having a sneaky wank?
Fail. Ee. Er.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Had one a few minutes back
Just recovering at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Recovering? RECOVERING?!
Just get an elastic band and a pen and splint it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Pulled too hard
Foreskin's now swollen to the size of a plum and I think my banjo string's about to go.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# GO FOR THE BURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# OW!
Now see what you've made me do?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Yes, and it's a big turn on, don't worry.
I'm frotting myself silly as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Just so long as someone's happy
There's a bit of blood now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# A lolly-ice stick works better
but you have to watch for splinters.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)