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# it's not the sigourney weaver bit
but the holding, shouting and violating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with not being twisted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# okay then
but if I get victimised because of my lifestyle choices I'll come looking for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# S'alright, you can come and live with me in my pub.
And if anyone nicks this I'll kill them- one day I shall have a pub called the Whip and Shackles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# good one
'I'm just popping up the whip 'n' shackles for a quick one...'

'... you coming to teh shackles tonight?'

it works for me. In both contexts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# '... have you seen the landlady in the shackles...?'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah, she's fucking AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *slaps*
I thought she told you never to look at her!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Aye, but she is me.
And I always look at me. Well, in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# And people wouldn't order drinks.
They'd have what they were given, and fucking like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)