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[challenge entry] OOOOLD one slightly updated for compo

Not sure if Xena counts as kids TV too but meh...

From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)

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# Ohhhhh Sigourney
Hold me down, shout at me and violate me.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# you are a scary girl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# holding, shouting and violating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Fuck yeah, what's wrong with that?
In an idea world she'd do it whilst holding a gun/knife to my neck and telling me she was going to kill me after she was done anyway.

That'd be hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnddddd
breathe....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# You are the dead girl from The Number 23

(not sure if that's the right film)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I int seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# is that the new
fad
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# New?
People have been doing rape play for YEARS, kitten. It's almost mainstream bondage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# that was summer of 2000 for me
but it's when it gets mainstream that it gets dangerous.

www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=439310
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I think it's important to draw attention to the phrase
"So provided you employ the same common-sense precautions you'd use with any skin-piercing play, it's pretty safe to use [a surgical stapler]."

Because naturally we're all aware of the normal precautions to take with skin-piercing play. I mean, I do it daily. Obviously.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Mainstream bondage
Isn't that a bit of a contradiction in terms?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hell no
Sigourney Weaver FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# it's not the sigourney weaver bit
but the holding, shouting and violating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with not being twisted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# okay then
but if I get victimised because of my lifestyle choices I'll come looking for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# S'alright, you can come and live with me in my pub.
And if anyone nicks this I'll kill them- one day I shall have a pub called the Whip and Shackles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# good one
'I'm just popping up the whip 'n' shackles for a quick one...'

'... you coming to teh shackles tonight?'

it works for me. In both contexts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# '... have you seen the landlady in the shackles...?'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah, she's fucking AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *slaps*
I thought she told you never to look at her!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Aye, but she is me.
And I always look at me. Well, in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# And people wouldn't order drinks.
They'd have what they were given, and fucking like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I second this notion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# There's no limit on the things I'd let that woman insert in me
for one night of crazyness :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
If I wasn't bleeding afterwards I'd be upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# When you get old, and your memory has faded
you could glance down at the scars, and smile a little happy smile.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
I get it!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
Trés woo.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)