did you not consider presenting the meal with the tray held at waist height
and instead of a sausage, your penis, stuffed into the bread roll
also, i expect this quite shocking looking meal cost some poor sod the earth, therefore, the urge to tip is somewhat lost
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:48,
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