delivering obscene foodstuffs to customersI'm a short-order cook. Unfortunately. I've got a new job and I'll be leaving this job only to come back a couple days a week for some extra cash.
Anyway, I really don't like working there when I'm not receiving tips, and most of the time the customers don't tip.
As the saying goes, don't mess with those who handle your food, so we're always trying to have a laugh in the kitchen.
This did go out to a customer like this. The company's spec is to put the cups of condiments to the right of the food in a case like this but:
got a laugh out of my co-workers at least
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Anyway, I really don't like working there when I'm not receiving tips, and most of the time the customers don't tip.
As the saying goes, don't mess with those who handle your food, so we're always trying to have a laugh in the kitchen.
This did go out to a customer like this. The company's spec is to put the cups of condiments to the right of the food in a case like this but:
got a laugh out of my co-workers at least
if you expect tipsthen your prices are wrong and so are your wages
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:48,
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indeedthat wiener cost some poor fuck $2.12, and I make $7.72 an hour making this tripe
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52,
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aha.. see it's in $now I have some sympathy
I am aware that it's a fucking pisstake to be any kind of food service staff in usa land
you all need to rise up and stab your bosses until minimum wage is actually the same as everyone else
and $7 yeek
yeek!!!
(I am aware that it's a fucking pisstake to be any kind of food service staff in usa land
you all need to rise up and stab your bosses until minimum wage is actually the same as everyone else
and $7 yeek
yeek!!!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:53,
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yeahbeing responsible for the safety of someone's food seems like it'd be a more specialized task most people think.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:56,
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i think you should have slid the hot dog down a bowling lanein a much exaggerated sexual manner
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59,
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you mean someone has to actually order it, store it correctly, prepare it hygienically and dispose of it when it's out of datethat's crazy talk man!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59,
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did you not consider presenting the meal with the tray held at waist heightand instead of a sausage, your penis, stuffed into the bread roll
also, i expect this quite shocking looking meal cost some poor sod the earth, therefore, the urge to tip is somewhat lost
(also, i expect this quite shocking looking meal cost some poor sod the earth, therefore, the urge to tip is somewhat lost
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:48,
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Indeed! Looks just like ballpark-food to me too.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:24,
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now get a biro and change all the 'AMF's to 'OMG's.edit: also, no part of that 'meal' has ever been within 100 yards of a kitchen. ;)
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:49,
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i think you expect it when the company only really provides for 8 year olds birthday partys and pissed teenagers Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:53,
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stupid pissed teenagersjust feed them pebbles, they won't know any better
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:55,
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looking at that abortion on a trayi think a plate of pebbles would satisfy
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you'd be surprisedat our local demographic. it's mostly adults who come in to get utterly pissed, teenagers are too young to drink in the us anyway.
being shouted at by a 45 year old woman because we happen to be out of bud light in the pint bottles is something to behold.
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being shouted at by a 45 year old woman because we happen to be out of bud light in the pint bottles is something to behold.
i found the hidden cock!what did i win?
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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:51,
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You'reallowed to violently arse yourself with it for 10 minutes*
*and not a second more
(*and not a second more
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52,
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This is fucking genius.*applauds*
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:55,
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Bowling alley food in cock-like composition shocker. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:57,
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Bowling alley food in not very nice looking shocker
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
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the wrapper looks more edible Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:01,
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am I the only one that wants a hotdog now?even tho they are made out of chicken bones and sawdust?
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needs more connective tissue Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:03,
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mmmGinsters
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