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# I'm too addicted to sugar as it is...
Mrs. Doom refuses to help lest I tip myself over the edge and into a diabetic coma...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# You are wise
and so is your wife.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Why thank you,
I've got a very shapely figure despite squeezing out eight kids too.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# It doesn't mean I don't still WANT to try though...
Mmmmm.... Jaffa....
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Kill her!
I will be your wife from now on.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# but... but... but...
I've grown to quite like the one I've got...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Nonsense, she denies you your man sized jafa cake portions
and is sleeping with her boss's brother. She also said you're getting a little doughy around the edges...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Well... that's a fair point...
As for the bosses brother - her boss doesn't have a brother....

Anymore.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# That's a good start, I'll met you later tonight behind the all night garage with a machine gun and some crazy glue
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Very well.
I shall be the one with the face.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)