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# Sorry for TOAP, lack of hummus, this, that, font, game over, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# what an ugly bastard.
not that i can talk but still...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# now watch what happens when I slam them together as fast as I can,
that's right their constituent parts, or 'elementry particles' are freed from their bonds and we can monitor the results.

... of course in a real paricle accelerator all of this would happen in a very fast car like a Micra.

I hope you've learned soemthing today children... good bye
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry, I'd already left by the time you replied to me this morning
I'd already left by the time you replied to me this morningWhen are you going to scoff the Jaffas?

There are 14 people signed up and nobody has done it yet/linked to pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I'm too addicted to sugar as it is...
Mrs. Doom refuses to help lest I tip myself over the edge and into a diabetic coma...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# You are wise
and so is your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Why thank you,
I've got a very shapely figure despite squeezing out eight kids too.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# It doesn't mean I don't still WANT to try though...
Mmmmm.... Jaffa....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Kill her!
I will be your wife from now on.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# but... but... but...
I've grown to quite like the one I've got...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Nonsense, she denies you your man sized jafa cake portions
and is sleeping with her boss's brother. She also said you're getting a little doughy around the edges...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Well... that's a fair point...
As for the bosses brother - her boss doesn't have a brother....

Anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# That's a good start, I'll met you later tonight behind the all night garage with a machine gun and some crazy glue
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Very well.
I shall be the one with the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I didn't realise they actually sold yards of Jaffa Cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Yep
Around Christmas and Easter.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# bloody Christian owned
treat making companies... *has a yard of Ramadan hob nobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# all I saw was Boyzone
embarrassing themselves... that was almost quality
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ^^this, lots
"Oh, Take That have made a fortune, lets get in on the act!"

All the middle-aged housewives throwing their washing at them, twas pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I had a gig that night
I was competing with Children in Need.

Does this make me a bad person?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Nah, me too.
There's only so many times you can watch Newsreaders being "wacky", "zany" & indeed, "bonkers".
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Yes
Go to your room!
*points*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# only if you were fund raising for a chairty
which activly goes around hurting and disabling children
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# only if your surname is Tobin
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# d00d!
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *high fives*
Can't complain. And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *at the side*
distinctly well above average... especially for a Monday :)

I'm also very enjoying the utterly shit weather we're having today - it reminds me of my summer holidays in cornwall :D

how's the life of a jobbing kitchen grunt treating you? You stabbed anyone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *up above*
No stabby stabby I'm afraid. You'll be the first I tell when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *down below*
too slow!

okay then... you need to have more passion about your cooking - throw things at people and have more hissy fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *slaps arse*
I got told off for my hissy fits, I am under orders to behave. Its not like on tv
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# a few years back
...was strolling down the road with a few mates on "C.I.N." night and we witnessed a drunk-driver smashing his car through a wall after having a bustup with his girlfriend. The ensuing crowd which built up while the ambulance peeps were pulling the survivor out was great.

Me accidentally says a bit too loud "Well, it beats watching that fecking Children in Need anyroads." Cue many a scorned look from the paramedics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# That makes you a star!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)