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# i have a theory
i think she uses them as building materials for her castle.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# or makes them into pretty necklaces
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# pretty?
dunno... a tooth necklace is pretty creepy...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Yeeees
But only from the best.

They make "pearly" necklaces
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# yes
only the kids that brush twice a day will ever have the pleasure of their teeth dangling around a fat bint's clevage
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I have a theory too
ever wonder what makes the noise in cans of spray paint?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# like the widgits in guiness?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
#
widgets
guinness
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I always thought they
were testicles of castrated men
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# in guiness
god damn. that's not what you want in your pint. i'd feel like a rugby player...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Meh
Never been a fan of the stuff anyway... tastes like piss to me.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# nae piss, thats fosters
more like black cream.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Black man's cream?
Fosters is my ale of choice.

Well, technically not an ale... whatever.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# well...
ideally what you want is £5 a box of 5 cl export strength Bombay sapphire from the local Nisa. i've no idea why its so cheap but it is awesome
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Or...
Just send inconspicuous looking old ladies into Tesco to steal some Smirnoff.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# heh
i read that as 'unconscious'
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# it's a small marble
fact
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# why
is there something in the cans? whats the purpose?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# to get the paint in the aerosol out of the can smooth and efficiently.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# according to Douglas Adams, it's a "millinocket"
:)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)