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I think I'm younger than him.
And that many cakes would turn me into a sofa.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29,
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This destroys my theory, then.
I think I'm older than both of you. I appear to still be able to buy children's clothes and fit them, though.
I appear to be doing it wrong.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31,
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Are you a dwarf?
I don't know the proper word nowadays. I got told it was 'little person' but that seems MUCH more patronising to me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32,
archived)
I'm only little in one department.
The obvious one. I am 5'9" and 10st. I was under the impression that this was fairly normal.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34,
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They sell clothes for children that fit people who are 5ft9?
Where is this?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36,
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THE INTERNETS.
Small isn't small anymore, see. It's medium. Children's extra large is the new fella's small.
Well, it works for me.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38,
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Really?
Big Cook Little Cook t shirt, here I come!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39,
archived)
ignore him
Ask his mum if he's 'looking thin'.
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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45,
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Guaranteed positive response.
Along with 'Is his new girlfriend shit?'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46,
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I'll field this one...
Yes, she is. She already has a boyfriend.
Oh dear.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:51,
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no
top trump
'is he gay'
and yes he is. raging.
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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52,
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I thought that was more of a sister question?
Followed by inexplicable crying.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53,
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it was
but I like making you think that everyone in your immediate family thinks your a massive bummer with a bum fetish.
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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55,
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