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# Are you a dwarf?
I don't know the proper word nowadays. I got told it was 'little person' but that seems MUCH more patronising to me.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I'm only little in one department.
The obvious one. I am 5'9" and 10st. I was under the impression that this was fairly normal.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# They sell clothes for children that fit people who are 5ft9?
Where is this?
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# THE INTERNETS.
Small isn't small anymore, see. It's medium. Children's extra large is the new fella's small.

Well, it works for me.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Really?
Big Cook Little Cook t shirt, here I come!
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ignore him
Ask his mum if he's 'looking thin'.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Guaranteed positive response.
Along with 'Is his new girlfriend shit?'
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I'll field this one...
Yes, she is. She already has a boyfriend.

Oh dear.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# no
top trump

'is he gay'

and yes he is. raging.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I thought that was more of a sister question?
Followed by inexplicable crying.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# it was
but I like making you think that everyone in your immediate family thinks your a massive bummer with a bum fetish.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)