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I've just eaten a big fat beetroot butty made with lashings of Lurpak and salad cream. That will be followed by 2 Magic Elves (diddy choc bars with popping candy). What are you having?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

The smell of beer and a small pebble

EDIT: Hahahahaha! Were you there!?

EDITEDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7803805
I'm out to lunch with TLH I dunno what I'm having yet!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

A good combination

as long as the pebble isn't too salty.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

i had six cherry bakewells....

and a packet of cheese and onion crisps..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Fuck me, how are you so thin?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Youth?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

I think I'm younger than him.

And that many cakes would turn me into a sofa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

This destroys my theory, then.

I think I'm older than both of you. I appear to still be able to buy children's clothes and fit them, though.

I appear to be doing it wrong.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

Are you a dwarf?

I don't know the proper word nowadays. I got told it was 'little person' but that seems MUCH more patronising to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

I'm only little in one department.

The obvious one. I am 5'9" and 10st. I was under the impression that this was fairly normal.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

They sell clothes for children that fit people who are 5ft9?

Where is this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

THE INTERNETS.

Small isn't small anymore, see. It's medium. Children's extra large is the new fella's small.

Well, it works for me.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

Really?

Big Cook Little Cook t shirt, here I come!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

ignore him

Ask his mum if he's 'looking thin'.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Guaranteed positive response.

Along with 'Is his new girlfriend shit?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

I'll field this one...

Yes, she is. She already has a boyfriend.

Oh dear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)

top trump

'is he gay'

and yes he is. raging.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

I thought that was more of a sister question?

Followed by inexplicable crying.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)

it was

but I like making you think that everyone in your immediate family thinks your a massive bummer with a bum fetish.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)

no,

i'm a frail old 27 year old... nearly 28!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

You are nearly out of the 'year of death' woods!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

Just don't go anywhere near shotguns.

Or heroin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Or vomit in the lungs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

If you see lungs filled with vomit, do not approach.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

In case of vomit, smash lungs with axe.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Please put that on a t shirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

*puts*

^{Bah, if only.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

Easily done!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

or autoasphyxiation

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

We were discussing that last night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

only discussing? ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

Yes, as it was me and Micto

And, whilst he may have got further with me than anyone else on the board, we're not quite at that level.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

O_o

details!
*gets pen&paper*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

Oh, he just grabbed my busters at the meet, that's all.

Nothing exciting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

muuuuhhh

and here I was thinking.......

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

ah, the year of death

i believe people even had a countdown clock going while doherty was 27

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Ever optimistic...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

I AM NOT THIN!!!

i'm the right weight for my height!

and probably because my internal workings are so damn good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Slim then. Not tubby.

Touchy.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

just messing cap'n!!
remember i usually have nothing all day until dinner...
thats probably half of it..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Oh that's bad for you,

If I were working with you I'd start making sandwiches for you every day. Used to do that with one of my old workmates who didn't eat anything that wasn't brown or yellow, tesco value and came from the freezer section.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

and i would object, telling you not to spend your money on me!!

but thank you anyway!
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

so did he.

The good thing about me is I'll do as I bloody well please, and if you don't eat the sandwich I'll cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

bulimia?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

That is the correct number of cherry bakewells

Well done.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

training for a crap load of jaffas...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Mwwwahahahaaaah! You'll never beat

JAFFBOT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Organic mature cheddar and romaine lettuce sandwich on tiger bread.

Now I'm having a cup of low calorie hot chocolate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

tiger bread is fantastic :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Oh my God yes.

It's the sesame oil. Anything involving sesame is usually fantastic.

Like Sesame Snaps. *melts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

I agree with this

Ground sesame seeds in curries are braw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

I must try that.

I like getting a bag of mixed seeds, putting on a bit of sesame oil and soy sauce and then toasting in the oven for about 20 minutes (give them a good shake every 4 or five minutes).

Toasty, crispy, fucking lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

yes!

do this wish pumpkin seeds and enjoy, while smiling at your achievements.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

It's all good!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

Bread made from tigers is very good for you

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

lining my tummy with fur for winter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

jacket spud

with cheese and beans

simple yet classic

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

I agree with this

I am a firm believer in the simple yet classic lunch.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

sausage toasty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

That's not Toasty . . .

That's Pot! C];0)
Braw! I want sossies!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Yay!

I assume you will be having some sort of sauce accompanimenenent with this.
At the risk of starting a tired old debate red or brown?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

take-away pizza

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

What is on the pizza?

Details man details!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

we got 3 large ones

- Diabolo (hot salami and chili)
- Bolognese
- Prosciutto (i.e. ham)

I ate from each

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

skinheads on a raft

aka beans on toast

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Well made pictorial evidence of such a wonderful lunch

is a joy.
You sir are the dog's rude bits.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

8 cups of tea

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Give that man a medal!

(and a catheter).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

just some toast really.

with horsemeat (wich is all of the delicious, no matter what the merkins tell you) cherry jam and hazelnut-chocolatespread.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Horse is very tasty.

Horse lasagne is possibly the best sort.

And I used to have a pet one. I am mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

You are pregnant

AICMFP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

ashally, i need to go to the shops.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

a cheese roll, coffee and 2 fags

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

Oh I love you, you're boy-me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

yay

but you're still a bad capt. did you have a listen?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Oh fuck.

I got distracted again. Tell you what, I'll put it on tonight- Manwife's dad is coming round and he's a proper musician (playing a gig with the Animals in a few days)

EDIT- I've just written 'dbroon song' on my hand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

erm

well it's about drugs and it gets slightly offensive at some points... i think i used the c word, and the last line is "I'd rather smoke crack out of Francis Rossi's skull while getting a blow-job from Rick Parfitt."

But if the manwife's dad can handle such stark imagery, then go for it.

Edit: haha, cheers. I'm just interested to here what you think as a musishikin yourself.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

I'm sure he can, he's a good chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

Today really is "simple yet effective" lunch day

Well done.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

eyethangayew

and ello.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

Weetabix

I just got up :(

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Yay for sleeping until lunchtime

then having breakfast and confusing your belly!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

I had a jacket tatty with cheese and ham

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

*applauds*

Braw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

i had a cheesy beast

with mushrooms on.

it was ace.

(whatsinaname, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

And it sounds ace too \o/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

A Sainsbury's lunch triple

3 sandwiches each more disgusting than the last.
Plus 1 british pint of semi-skilled milt.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Didn't you used to be bap-boy?

Or am i confusing you with someone else?
Is milt like milk? Do you drink it *adopts Tommy Cooper voice* just like that?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

I had a bap period, yes

but I can't be so easily classified!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)

That's a bad habit of mine

Sorry ;)
*Throws pigeon holes into the furnace*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

A cham and salad sammidge

followed by a chocolate mousse thing which comes in a pot made of chocolate so you can eat that too!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Top sammidge

but mousse in a chocolate pot?
Shirley that has to be one of the top inventions of the century!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

It comes from working in a posh hotel, don't you know

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)

A single Lindt milk chocolate ball

Devoured slowly over the course of an hour.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

You will need chips to round that off

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Perhaps I should melt the creamy centre and use it as a makeshift 'dipping yolk'?

By Satan's gumbo I think I'm onto something!

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

I ate something yesterday...

I shall survive on Tea for several days on it's brownish goodness

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

No no no

You shall die if you don't eat soon!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)

*dies*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

Am I too late?

Im haveing a couple of Ham, Tomato and Mustard sangers on Brown. And a cup of tea....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

oooh

this takes me back
'noon all

edit: bacon and eggs and homemade beans and potato farls and redbush tea

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

cor

a cheese pizza baguette, 1 cookie and an apple juice for me

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

skips

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

The crisps or the refuse recepticle?

Either way, Awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)