please set up a charity! it would be hillariousthe discomeats foundation for.... has a certain ring to it
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01,
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sadly I think this is how most charities are organisedngo: "PLANT BANANAS!"
farmguy: "we are poor, bananas are for kids, we need a little help to be self sufficient"
ngo: "BANANAS!!!"
*cue steel drums*
ngo: "BANANAS!! BANANAS!! BANAAAAAANAS!"
farmguy: "we're going to starve, then die"
*music continues*
ngo: "BAAAAAAAANANANAS!"
*music stops*
ngo: "So, you now understand why you grow bananas?"
farmguy: "they rot your teeth too"
ngo: "look, you are going to grow these monsanto donated sexually inert bananas"
farmguy: "but.. how"
*steel drums restart*
ngo: "BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa" *breathes in* "naaaaaaANANANANANANANANANAS!!"
farmguy: "fuck this, I go back to selling poppies"
ngo: "Don't forget the bananas!"
no, I don't know what the point I'm trying to make anymore is but I do remember some dude saying "they told us to grow bananas, bananas are for kids, we need food!"
*drops dead* (banana poisoning)
(farmguy: "we are poor, bananas are for kids, we need a little help to be self sufficient"
ngo: "BANANAS!!!"
*cue steel drums*
ngo: "BANANAS!! BANANAS!! BANAAAAAANAS!"
farmguy: "we're going to starve, then die"
*music continues*
ngo: "BAAAAAAAANANANAS!"
*music stops*
ngo: "So, you now understand why you grow bananas?"
farmguy: "they rot your teeth too"
ngo: "look, you are going to grow these monsanto donated sexually inert bananas"
farmguy: "but.. how"
*steel drums restart*
ngo: "BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa" *breathes in* "naaaaaaANANANANANANANANANAS!!"
farmguy: "fuck this, I go back to selling poppies"
ngo: "Don't forget the bananas!"
no, I don't know what the point I'm trying to make anymore is but I do remember some dude saying "they told us to grow bananas, bananas are for kids, we need food!"
*drops dead* (banana poisoning)
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:08,
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**gives all my money to bannandaid** Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:10,
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yeah we can get some self righteous twat to set up a concert for itjust think of the royalty potential :D
oh yeah and like, might manage a donation of £50 to um.. er.. foreignlandia or something
(oh yeah and like, might manage a donation of £50 to um.. er.. foreignlandia or something
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:13,
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