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# don't listen to him people
enzymes are a figment of all of your imaginations - they do not exist. there is no reason to panic
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# But I've already soiled myself.
I don't want it to go to waste if I find out this is all a hoax!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# never fear
the enzymes will clean up
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# yes, enzymes are a myth
instead, we rely upon the science of inteligent self digesting science science

which is a scientific fact unlike enzymes which are unproven due to an absence of real scientific evidence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# well what do you call that up there?
fake scientific evidence?

i'm willing to debate. i'm willing to debase, deface, suitcase and erase.
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# well, if you read the good book, specifically
Boets, 11:13:69 "And lo"

which I feel completely destroys your argument
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# polymerase
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# lies lies!!!
*puts a sticker on the polymerase* "THIS POLYMERASE IS ONLY AN INCORRECT UNPOPULAR THEORY"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# mayomustardaise
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# hmm, what you need
is a week at a special mindcontrol happy camp where you can be forced to obeylearn all about the whatever we made up to control youtruth of everything!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# there's no real evidence for it
but it's a scientific fact
/drfox
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# indeed, in Tiddles, 2:4:68 "And so on"
how can any rational person disagree!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# i hope this book exists
i would pay monies for it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I will write it
and shout about it in market places "I used to kill people in the face and I went to jail, then I found 'this book of made up stuff' and my imaginary friend guides me! he can guide you too!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# huh...
* stops to listen *
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# * becomes a disciple *
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Fancy some dinner?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# cor
\o/

I'm a cult!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# * betrays *
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# don't you have to hang yourself and explode now?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# KERBLAMMO!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# isn't that some other religion
or have you mixed two
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# They're all pretty much the same though aren't they?
Just with a different superhero in charge of things
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# yeah
they just want your compliance

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
#
bible.cc/matthew/27-5.htm
and
bible.cc/acts/1-18.htm
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# tell us what we should do, oh lord
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *thinks: with great power comes great responsibility*
you must run into the street and burn things!

those that stop you are heretics! you must tickle them and take their shoes!

then burn the shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# OMG! HE'S DRYING UP!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# BANANAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# BEEFS ARMS AT 100% OPTIMAL FUNCTION!!!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# *runs into the street and bums things*
i have started with a cat.
lo, for it is said in the words of the prophet and also by spiderman's dead uncle
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)