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# dearly beloved,
we are here to mourn the passing of the nation's 15th favorite little wooden boy, Benjy the wonder boy, or Ivesb to his 'friends...' not many people knew Benjy, or Ben as some people might have liked to perhaps call him if they were too lazy to say jy, and that's why there's naw cunt here to mark his passing. I am, however, obliged to keep talking as if someone had turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# oh
apparenly he's alright

how can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# He's acting like a big girl's blouse again
so all is well :)
*spots Ivesb and scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Acting like a ... Huh?
please splain me (I'm 'mercan, after all)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# you're a WHAT?
why was I not informed?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Because from the looks of it
he is soon to become an honorary Brit.

The status will be conferred upon him soon but we are just keeping an eye to make sure he doesn't start calling us "dudes" :) and saying "aluminum".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I can't help it if you're Periodic Table of the Elements is misspelt.
Where would we be if everything was spelled incorrectly like that? Our language would be colored with shades of nearly-equal words where one way is favored by me, and the other favoured by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Don't try to use common sense or logic
it goes right over my head.
WOOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Check babelfish
English - American

A rough translation is "wuss".

It's an old-fashioned saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Thank you, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# You
are
fail
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I deserved it, I know.
but it's always fun when you're delivering the spanging, m'dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# it's a good job I didn't press *this* button
which starts the cremation process...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)