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[challenge entry] first time caller long time listener
awww, c'mon, i'm a first timer, innit?


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(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Aaarrghh!
That's the exact same homeless bloke I got off google last night for an image I was making for a friend.

S'not uploaded yet for me to show you.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# show me your wares
show me what you done to my mate james then matey? he's sure to appreciate your work, the dribbling wanksnood
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# ed meat deadbeat
well yeah, i guess thats funny and shit, like rhyming and stuff, like a really fucking short poem. but its got pictures so its like a book or some shit. i mean, yeah i like it, it's not shabby, and it doesnt smoke the pole, the monkey pole. and its kinda funny how you used a picture of your mate james on the right there. is mr.ed dead then? shit, i thought they'd stuff him, stick him in the smithsonian or something.
(monkey pole, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# is that okay?
oh, can we swear in here? is that okay? your picture made me swear, if its allowed, like at football matches and shit, then its okay, if not, sorry i guess
(monkey pole, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# This is the home of fucksocks and cuntymints
I think it's okay to swear
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# why thank you
you may have a doity mouth but i like that in a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# yes, you may swear.
You might consider comprehensible punctuation also, but it's not essential.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)