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# San Andreas is great
but they will have to prise my copy of Vice City from my cold dead fingers before I ever stop playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# VC was great
but for some reason I was less inclined to go for 100%
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I got close to 100%, but gave up.
If there is anything more fun than a fast motorbike + uzi + being chased by the police on the vice city runways, I dont want to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# fast motorbike straight up the road to that massive flight of stairs at the end, then biggest bestest jump EVAR
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That's the jump that takes you over Ammunation! Great fun!
but there are so many jumps and ramps on the runways. Get the cops to chase you over one, hit the brakes when you land and watch them fly over you. Then shoot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i used to enjoy sneaking over the back fence of the military base along the tiny tiny line that meant you could steal Blue Thunder without the army coming after you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# If you get the police uniform from the changing rooms at the police station
you can just waltz right in to the army base and get the chopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yes
having an apache helicopter and blowing the shitting shit out of everything

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Happiness is a fast bike and a loaded uzi
in real life too
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# VC benefits from being slightly cartoony
and not taking itself too seriously. SA is a little too obsessed with reality, but has annoying camera angles when trying to shoot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I just love the whole feel of VC, it's almost the perfrect game.
The humour is spot on. Even now I spot things I didnt notice before, e.g. There are delivery vans with "RS&L Bows family butchers" on the side (Arse & Elbows).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# yes
and who can forget the "FUDGE Packing Company"

"let us fill your box"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# In the booklet there's a funeral director whose slogan is:
"You wont bereave our prices"

"And now it's back to Maurice Chavez, the asshole"..."He is an asshole".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)