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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# you should be a professional critic,
this is a lot more fun than words.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Agree with that
except I can't actually tell if you like these games or not. I only have one computer game,a nd it's called GTA San Andreas.
(R, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# this is a good game to have as your only game
kept me happy for 6 months :D

completing the story took 6 weeks, the rest was working up to 100% completion.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# San Andreas is great
but they will have to prise my copy of Vice City from my cold dead fingers before I ever stop playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# VC was great
but for some reason I was less inclined to go for 100%
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I got close to 100%, but gave up.
If there is anything more fun than a fast motorbike + uzi + being chased by the police on the vice city runways, I dont want to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# fast motorbike straight up the road to that massive flight of stairs at the end, then biggest bestest jump EVAR
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That's the jump that takes you over Ammunation! Great fun!
but there are so many jumps and ramps on the runways. Get the cops to chase you over one, hit the brakes when you land and watch them fly over you. Then shoot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i used to enjoy sneaking over the back fence of the military base along the tiny tiny line that meant you could steal Blue Thunder without the army coming after you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# If you get the police uniform from the changing rooms at the police station
you can just waltz right in to the army base and get the chopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yes
having an apache helicopter and blowing the shitting shit out of everything

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Happiness is a fast bike and a loaded uzi
in real life too
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# VC benefits from being slightly cartoony
and not taking itself too seriously. SA is a little too obsessed with reality, but has annoying camera angles when trying to shoot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I just love the whole feel of VC, it's almost the perfrect game.
The humour is spot on. Even now I spot things I didnt notice before, e.g. There are delivery vans with "RS&L Bows family butchers" on the side (Arse & Elbows).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# yes
and who can forget the "FUDGE Packing Company"

"let us fill your box"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# In the booklet there's a funeral director whose slogan is:
"You wont bereave our prices"

"And now it's back to Maurice Chavez, the asshole"..."He is an asshole".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# W/Y/H
Brilliace.

Love Silent Hill. Genuinely freaked myself out to it t'other day, much to my missus' amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Woo!
These are brilliant! =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# On the subject of brilliant,
I posted this too late last night and want to air it a little more:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# That is indeed brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Good, but
It could do with having the eyes animated to follow the train..
(Kyzia was here on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yes, you may well be right.
I may look into this for my lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ^that^
=)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Is that Bert?


EDIT: Or possibly Ernie?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
I've been saying that to meself in a Clouseau voice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
You've yet to review a game I've heard of

/V. v. v. v. v. old


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i too, am awaiting his take on
paper boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Blimey, that's a blast from the past!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ^this
let's have Lunar Jetman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Heh, I'm older than you and I've heard of them :)
I am yet to grow up though
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I have yet to be frightened by a game, due to the off switch.
But i have not played Silent Hill yet, so I may be speaking out of turn.

Also, please use the odd comma, I get easily confused.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You are.
Do it with the lights off, on your own, with a spliff and some whizz. You'll hit the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# And the game?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# While playing the game.
It enhances the sensitivity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# pays well if you pick the right street corners
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# 'ning Prodge
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# The bit where you have to use the lift with a weight limit to go into the basement.
How quickly did you realise that you had to dump ALL of your equipment (what no weapons?)

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i own it. i want to play it.
but i am too scared.
it is still in the cellophane.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Jebus! Is it really that scary?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# More so.
Play it alone, in the dark.

....and, unless you want a heart-attack: take the phone off the hook.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
if SH2 is the one i'm thinking of... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Love this game - and a very accurate review
you are Zero Punctuation 2, but without quite the same levels of sarcastic criticism
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Was thinking of buying
Silent Hill Origins for my PSP, but you've scared me off it now!
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Woo!
Now do Jet Set Willy
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Haha!!
I wanna see a Mass Effect review. I reckon the framerate achieved by your cartoon will actually be higher than in the game.
/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# coo...
*might buy now*

*if i ever get any spare cash*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Blee.
Officially ace.

Did anyone else find the film nurses worryingly sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *gingerly raises hand*
If on the right set of legs; I'm a sucker for a tight mini-skirt....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Phew.
I hear ya. Not just me then.

Sexy Nurse Link (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I love these things
They are great fun and I have yet to disagree with any of them neither!

Woo n all that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# HÖRK!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)