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# you live in a beano comic
and are on your way home for a 'slap-up feed' of sausage and mash right now.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Ooooh, that'd be a plan
but tonight I'm having

Steak and mushroom pie, mash and broccoli.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# "slap up meal" is a fine expression
it makes me think of sitting at a table in a posh restaurant while a waiter beats the shit out of you with the main course
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I want a slap up meal now
with meats cut from the "food servery" (actual sign seen at a pub which I found highly amusing)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That sounds brill
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ok, I'm hungry now
gammon or steak

seems to be the choice I have
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# always steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I'm having pepperami pizza instead
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I had Gammon last night.
With egg, beans and potato wedges.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# not gammon
gammon is pointless
if you want ham, have ham
if you want bacon, have bacon
gammon is unappetising no-man's land
*goes off to eat pie*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)