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# Well it made me smile
(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Peter Piedwagtaili!
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I saw a heron the other day
then I saw a kingfisher, I was well happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ...you witness some soil, it's a jamboree for mighty nibus....
Sorry, Boosh.


Know what I saw the other day? A fat man falling off a bench because he was laughing so much.

There aren't many happier sights in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# haha
that's made me laugh just thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# It was absolutely lovely.
I would have helped him up but he had some mates to help him, so I just had a chuckle from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# you live in a beano comic
and are on your way home for a 'slap-up feed' of sausage and mash right now.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Ooooh, that'd be a plan
but tonight I'm having

Steak and mushroom pie, mash and broccoli.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# "slap up meal" is a fine expression
it makes me think of sitting at a table in a posh restaurant while a waiter beats the shit out of you with the main course
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I want a slap up meal now
with meats cut from the "food servery" (actual sign seen at a pub which I found highly amusing)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That sounds brill
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ok, I'm hungry now
gammon or steak

seems to be the choice I have
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# always steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I'm having pepperami pizza instead
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I had Gammon last night.
With egg, beans and potato wedges.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# not gammon
gammon is pointless
if you want ham, have ham
if you want bacon, have bacon
gammon is unappetising no-man's land
*goes off to eat pie*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# splendid
we have a kingfisher in our park.

and a green woodpecker.

and ducks, lots of ducks.

and some voles.

and probably more wildlife stuff as well, it's well wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# 'our' park?
Are you a member of the royal family?

If so I'd like my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# when he says "our park" I suggest he mean's one's park
which is somewhat more aristocratic.

innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# One of these has decided to make it's home in the Otter den
It's exceedingly large

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# HAHA! FFS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Did the chislehurst photos get to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)