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# Question: What's red, white and blue, shaped like the Pottery Fonz but made of a cheaper material than terracotta?
Answer: Tesco Value Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Question : What's teracotta coloured and found on a park bench?
Answer : The Pottery Fonz on a park bench
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Question: What's a park bench?
Answer: A seat for the Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I like that one. I shall add it to the compendium
Question : What has feathers and is afraid of The Pottery Fonz
Answer : Most birds. Birds are predisposed to fly away from things they sense may be dangerous, except for those used to living in urban environments, for example
The Pottery Fonz is not dangerous though. Aaaayyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Question: The Pottery Fonz
Answer: Aaaaaayyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)