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# Further
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ah this is great!
*prepares for being ignored*

*preparation complete*

:D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *grips*
I have grippyed yous!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# TOO TIGHT. TOO TIGHT!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Grippy Peter is my favourite of all the Pottery Fonz fans
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Question : What's black and white and red all over
Answer : Not The Pottery Fonz, he's teracotta coloured. Instead, it could be a zebra falling down a cliff, or a newspaper
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Communist Tony Hancock
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Question: What's red, white and blue, shaped like the Pottery Fonz but made of a cheaper material than terracotta?
Answer: Tesco Value Pottery Fonz
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Question : What's teracotta coloured and found on a park bench?
Answer : The Pottery Fonz on a park bench
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Question: What's a park bench?
Answer: A seat for the Pottery Fonz
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I like that one. I shall add it to the compendium
Question : What has feathers and is afraid of The Pottery Fonz
Answer : Most birds. Birds are predisposed to fly away from things they sense may be dangerous, except for those used to living in urban environments, for example
The Pottery Fonz is not dangerous though. Aaaayyyy!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Question: The Pottery Fonz
Answer: Aaaaaayyyyy
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# This cheers me up no end
Becuase I've just found out that because my colleague has booked off the entire Christmas week, apart from the actual day and boxing day I will be at work throughout all of it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# that's a bunch of arse and then some
mind you I've still got 12 days to take this year - my boss asked me how many days I had left and I just made it up
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I've got 12 days too
The cool thing is that we get three extra days per year to take over christmas or birthdays. And if it wasn't my birthday on Friday, and if I hadn't already used my annual leave for that I'd be using it for my birthday.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# too....many....variables
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# ^ Almost exactly this
but with less colleague related annoyance, and more woo for both The Neville AND Cappy (to aid the cheering process)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# :D

This is ninth best!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Was this a children's program back in the 60s? I'm sure I remember Grippy Peter, and his wacky adventures...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Indeed. I believe it was back
in the day when political corectness wasn't the all encompassing cloud of poisonous gas that it is now.

Grippy Peter's adventures took him to deepest, darkest Africa, where he made fun of tribespeople, and marvelled at their stereotypical appearances.
Later, he befriended Tintin and fought some Nazis
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
supergrand
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)