I choose to picture him leaping the bridge, landing safely on the truck on the other side.
At least, that is the plan... sadly, while in mid-air, the giraffe is struck by the solitary fast moving train in the country, and doesn't actually hit the ground until the train arrives at Waverly Road Station, several hours later.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23,
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But because the train was testing out the new safety features,
the giraffe was caught on the new padding installed, and arrived safely having had a leisurely trip around the british countryside.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28,
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Safe but a little confused as to what had just happened...
and why he was in Edinburgh...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32,
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Although, he did get the chance to meet a lovely scottish giraffe in the local zoo,
so after trying to kill himself, things started to look up :)
The end.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33,
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