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# I choose to picture him leaping the bridge, landing safely on the truck on the other side.
At least, that is the plan... sadly, while in mid-air, the giraffe is struck by the solitary fast moving train in the country, and doesn't actually hit the ground until the train arrives at Waverly Road Station, several hours later.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# But because the train was testing out the new safety features,
the giraffe was caught on the new padding installed, and arrived safely having had a leisurely trip around the british countryside.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Safe but a little confused as to what had just happened...
and why he was in Edinburgh...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Although, he did get the chance to meet a lovely scottish giraffe in the local zoo,
so after trying to kill himself, things started to look up :)
The end.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)