b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Animal Suicides » Message 7828102

[challenge entry] Faster!!! Dammit!'!

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# haha!!
the driver behind will be for a nasty surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# he has aids?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# it's his own fault..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# tampering with animals always = AIDS
that is not a fact, but it is scientifically proven
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# science?
BURN THE WITCH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Stoooop!

Poor Geoffery.

:(

[ed] Wrong hole again :O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# :(
I love Giraffes too much to witness this!
*averts eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# its ok...
no anime, the worst is left to your imagination

*worse*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# i choose to believe it is a giraffe skilled in the art of limbo
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I choose to picture him leaping the bridge, landing safely on the truck on the other side.
At least, that is the plan... sadly, while in mid-air, the giraffe is struck by the solitary fast moving train in the country, and doesn't actually hit the ground until the train arrives at Waverly Road Station, several hours later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# But because the train was testing out the new safety features,
the giraffe was caught on the new padding installed, and arrived safely having had a leisurely trip around the british countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Safe but a little confused as to what had just happened...
and why he was in Edinburgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Although, he did get the chance to meet a lovely scottish giraffe in the local zoo,
so after trying to kill himself, things started to look up :)
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# :(
*cries*
But if he's dead, who will eat all our skin?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Zombie Transformers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Bernard Matthews
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i will...
*grabs knife and fork*
mmm-mm!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# They skin you with their teeth.
YOur knife and forks are the tesco value alternative!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Faster dammit!
You certainly are churning them out today good sir!
Keep up the splendid work! Woo and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)