Try using that as a chat-up line.100% something guaranteed.
wheelybird mreee!,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22,
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my best chat up line ever:I was with my girlfriend and a few friends, I get up and go to the bar to order drinks, I sit on a bar stool and a tall blonde figure (who my brain registeres as my girlfriend) steps up to the bar behind me... I bend backwards in my seat so that I'm upside down and looking at her and say in a funny voice 'Hellllooooo Beautiful' and sit sit upright.
My brain takes a couple of moments to turn the face of the person I was looking at upside down and then registers that it is not infact my girlfriend, but some other blonde bit. I turn and she's wetting herself laughing at me and she says hello.
(My brain takes a couple of moments to turn the face of the person I was looking at upside down and then registers that it is not infact my girlfriend, but some other blonde bit. I turn and she's wetting herself laughing at me and she says hello.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:27,
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That's ace.I think for me it would've been about ten (of shit, more like fourteen) years ago at a party after seeing Nine Inch Nails (look 'em up on youtube if you don't know the music, wee ones) in concert. There was this one young lady in particular who was quite taken by the music of Mr. Reznor & co., and made sure everyone knew it. She told the room in general (quite loudly in fact), "When I hear that song, I want to f*ck someone silly!" To which I was quick to jump up with my arm raised - schoolboy fashion - and shout out "I'm someone silly!"
The room went kinda quiet for a moment, and needless to say, I didn't get laid that night.
(The room went kinda quiet for a moment, and needless to say, I didn't get laid that night.
Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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HA HA HAace - we should set up a support group
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54,
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