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# What else are you doing with one hand on the underground?
hm?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# fending off drunken tramps..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# pfft
You kids and your euphamisms. Back in MY day we just called it polishing the helmet or flogging the dolphin or choking the chicken or beating your meat or cleaning your pipes or playing the skin flute or....
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# are you talking about MASTURBATING?
us kids are quite open and relaxed ablout it these days...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# oh.
want some pron to go with that wank, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# please
*drops trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Will this do?
guaranteed horse-free


(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)