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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaa!
I [HEART] Scarlet!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# We all do :D
(L)
/msn
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *goes back and reads the ones I've missed*
And woo!

Edit: Hahahaha I had a blackcurrantnosedribble when I read Pip & Art's Christmas shopping one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# wow
it would be funny, if it were not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# It's funny 'cuz it
IS true.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# i can count on one hand the amout of times i've ridden on the underground.
what an adventure it was!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# What else are you doing with one hand on the underground?
hm?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# fending off drunken tramps..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# pfft
You kids and your euphamisms. Back in MY day we just called it polishing the helmet or flogging the dolphin or choking the chicken or beating your meat or cleaning your pipes or playing the skin flute or....
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# are you talking about MASTURBATING?
us kids are quite open and relaxed ablout it these days...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# oh.
want some pron to go with that wank, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# please
*drops trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Will this do?
guaranteed horse-free


(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I have an idea
how about a "How to play" for Deus Ex?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I can't really take suggestions for those.
As they’re dependant on what I’ve actually played.
(And I’ve not played Deus Ex).
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You should
FANTASTIC game!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Have you played Portal?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yep and he's reviewed it.
/is jollyjacks designated replier for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *replies here too so you don't feel left out*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# He did one for portal!
Ace as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Ooh good
anybody got the link to it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ta dah!!!!
www.collectedcurios.com/HTP_002_Portal.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Haha!
Trains suck arse.

EDIT: I have been away for far far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# :)


*glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Too long since I've seen one of these
Wonderful as ever :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# seen what...?
a train?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha
That happened to me the other day. Someone cried cos she couldn't get on the train.
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I think Scarlet should get a job!
New Storyline?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# 1) Scarlet gets a job
2) Scarlet says a few funny things
3) Scarlet ultimately gets fired for
a) Burning half the place down
b) Picking up someone's child and commenting on how cute they are, while squeezing all the air out of the poor thing
c) Does something else that's inappropriate

Sounds good to me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Silly.
What would a child be doing in Ann Summers?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Sir,
I demand Agent Provocateur, damn you!

Yours,

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Since when
did Scarlet wear a coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# She wore one last winter.
Must've borrowed it off Kat....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)