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# the world is silly
science isn't even true - no one wanted to tell you because you seemed to sure it was. But it isn't... also - everyone apart from you can fly, we just all pretend we can't because we don't want you to feel left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# you're the pope
AICMFP*



*or make it an appointment to cardinal, or something, you know...

*winks* *winks* *nudges* *nudges*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# no - religion's all a lie too
there is nothing - no laws, no rules, no.. nothing. It's just that the people who know this don't want the people who don't know to find out because then they'd stop working so hard. But, actually, we're all free to do WHATEVER we can imagine!!

Isn't that ace?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you're either Bakunin or one of teh Wachwski brothers
and as I happen to know Bakunin is dead, let me tell you something....







THE MATRIX RELOADED WAS AN ENORMOUS PILE OF STEAMING SICK HORSE SHIT!




 
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# could you imagine - right - if reality was (you gonna want to sit down for this actually)
okay - so - what if, reality was all an illusion *waggles fingers mystically* yeah - like all of this is someone else's dream!

okay - first of all - when you're pitching movie ideas to me don't use Take That lyrics, okay? Secondly, I had that idea when I was 13, but I very quickly realised that almost anyone with even the slightest bit of intelligence has had that exact same thought... fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahahah
*writes time in list of stuff to do when time machine is finished*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hmmm.
Isn't that an xkcd comic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)