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# Cheer up fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I fear even replying to this image now.
The world has gone silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *burns embearssy*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# What does that /ac bit mean?
It's been bugging me for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# It means auto-complete
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# auto complete
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# autocomplete : that annoying drop-down box that shows what you've previously typed as a subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Um. Okay. Thanks everyone.
*walks away pretending to understand*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# okay
Firefox has this thing where it will remember what you've typed and then will suggest things you might be typing in teh future from the list of what you've typed in the past.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# the world is silly
science isn't even true - no one wanted to tell you because you seemed to sure it was. But it isn't... also - everyone apart from you can fly, we just all pretend we can't because we don't want you to feel left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# you're the pope
AICMFP*



*or make it an appointment to cardinal, or something, you know...

*winks* *winks* *nudges* *nudges*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# no - religion's all a lie too
there is nothing - no laws, no rules, no.. nothing. It's just that the people who know this don't want the people who don't know to find out because then they'd stop working so hard. But, actually, we're all free to do WHATEVER we can imagine!!

Isn't that ace?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you're either Bakunin or one of teh Wachwski brothers
and as I happen to know Bakunin is dead, let me tell you something....







THE MATRIX RELOADED WAS AN ENORMOUS PILE OF STEAMING SICK HORSE SHIT!




 
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# could you imagine - right - if reality was (you gonna want to sit down for this actually)
okay - so - what if, reality was all an illusion *waggles fingers mystically* yeah - like all of this is someone else's dream!

okay - first of all - when you're pitching movie ideas to me don't use Take That lyrics, okay? Secondly, I had that idea when I was 13, but I very quickly realised that almost anyone with even the slightest bit of intelligence has had that exact same thought... fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahahah
*writes time in list of stuff to do when time machine is finished*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hmmm.
Isn't that an xkcd comic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Aww, bless them and their new religion...
They're only doing what Christians did about four hundred years ago... they'll get bored eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# when the batteries run out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# although, when teh Christians were doing it
the most they had to cause trouble with was stones... and possibly trebushays

if you're going to be a medieval theocracy, you should be limited to the weapons of a medieval theocracy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# except the anal pear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I hope that's your quote on the stats board.
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I think that medievil weapons are so much cooler than modern ones.
After all, where is the skill in pressing a button and nuking a country? The trebuchet has to be my favourite weapon of all time. Can you imagine if Al Quieda had done 9/11 with trebuchets rather than planes? Still not a very nice think to do, but at least there would have been some craftsmanship to it.
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I agree with what you are saying
and recommend that we re-film EVERY war film ever made with medieval weapons. Hollywood will be right up in this idea because their projected ultimates for their 2007 outputs puts the top 6 studios $2billion in the red.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I haven't been on b3ta much these last days
but I've seen that so much that I am going to kill my pets now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# What I want to know is
surely all these protestors calling for this clearly dippy teacher to be shot must have jobs or at least something more important to do than assemble en-masse to call for her death? If I asked for the afternoon off to go and protest about something like this, my boss would rightly tell me to fuck off and do some work. Some religions have all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# They must all be self-employed then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# They are all unemployed primary school teachers
"Damn Christian immigrants, coming over here taking our jobs"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# they were all hired by Prince
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)