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# dude, you'd be in jail
dude, you'd totally be going to jail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ...and popular
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ...I don't think they look for size in jail...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)
# is it better to be popular or unpopular in jail?
i suspect the optimum lies somewhere between the two
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Unless you're very muscular or very well-connected
I think the best option is probably to be invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)
# So? It's not as if they could take the weapon from you, how hard would it be to escape?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ...
*fails to think of a pun involving both 'the great escape' and any kind of spluffing-related word*

Damn.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)