what else is there to do
while the old bitch is waffling on?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:36,
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masterbate furiously
it's what i do, standing of course.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:39,
archived)
It's just not Christmas...
...without the one family member that furiously wanks throughout the Queen's speech.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:41,
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