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# I had a bottle of scrumpy that tasted of dead man's piss once.
BLEURGH.

Normal cider's alright though. Ice can fuck off, however.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# dead mans piss eh?




*wanders down to morgue*
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Oh if I had a morgue in the building I'd never get any work done.
Not that I'm a necro or owt, cadavers are just really interesting.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# i've seen three in my time here so far.
i was the last person to speak to someone too before they died!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# it was YOU!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# what?
i only flashed her once!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Enough to make any woman die.
Erm....of lust, I mean.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# nah,
she laughed so hard she fractured all her ribs and ruptured all her internal organs!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Well you are a ginger.
*ducks tins* So am I!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# yay!
*high fives*
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Well I sort of am
I dye my blonde ginger.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# oh.
=(
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# you bastard
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# it was just her time.
i thought.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# sexy taim?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)