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[challenge entry] No man, no prophet, no deity can stop him.


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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Looks nothing like me
:P

Woo though mate!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# cheers lad
it's not meant to be you, that's your son, old man. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# :D
Being ever living, my memory is failing me!

He's looking well anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# That's fucking ace
and how I always imagined him.

Right b3tards, I'm off to the pub for pre-birthday drinks.

I may be sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# have a pint of strongbow on me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# And me!
but a Magners!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *bokes*
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# all cider is evil piss

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *gasps*
it's nice as long as it doesn't have ice in it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I had a bottle of scrumpy that tasted of dead man's piss once.
BLEURGH.

Normal cider's alright though. Ice can fuck off, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# dead mans piss eh?




*wanders down to morgue*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Oh if I had a morgue in the building I'd never get any work done.
Not that I'm a necro or owt, cadavers are just really interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# i've seen three in my time here so far.
i was the last person to speak to someone too before they died!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# it was YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# what?
i only flashed her once!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Enough to make any woman die.
Erm....of lust, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# nah,
she laughed so hard she fractured all her ribs and ruptured all her internal organs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Well you are a ginger.
*ducks tins* So am I!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# yay!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Well I sort of am
I dye my blonde ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# oh.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# it was just her time.
i thought.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# sexy taim?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Strongbow just reminds me of puke
Except the fruity one!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(Pachey, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *shrinks*
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# happy birthday
drink!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# This is giving me the fear
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# it's not the pic doing that, it's the masculine bulge pressing against you from behind...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I wondered what that was
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# it's just a penis trying to be friendly
nothing to be afraid of
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# There you are!!
Okay, you win this round. Now it's MY turn to hide!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# i can see your feet poking out from behind the sofa...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Haha, sorry, been a bit elusive this week :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Elusive isn't the word for it!
I'd nearly forgotten what you (or at least your sig) looked like!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# you call that a knife?!
woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *looks at hand*
Ahhh, maybe Dogma was right...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I deliberately cut most of the hand out
because i couldn't be bothered with drawing a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah but it's still a bit black, innit?
Like what him out of Dogma says.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ah oh yes, ok
I getcha. I've not seen it in a while but now I what you are referring to.

Which brings me to my weekly question, have you listened to my song yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# If it's not meant to sound a bit skippy aphexlike
then no.

Well, not in all it's glory. It was hard to tell.

The skippy aphex thing was quite good though. Chikchikchikchikngurrrrrrrrrrrchikchik
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# haha
no, it's not like that at all. hmmm... i take it that means the link was borked...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I think it's my computer
It's not having a nice time at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Christ-sized?
Is that for the new value menu at KFC?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# RIS?
Or is there nothing to get?
(Pachey, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# not especially...
the enemies of christ are reflected in the knife, and it's the poster from the new rambo movie. apart from that, i just thought it would make a nice pic-chur.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# 'new movie'?
*goes to look up in dictionary*
(Pachey, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
# pfft
while you're there, look up "NSFW" :P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)
# A promotional image from "The Bible II"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# This looks like a poster for the best action movie ever
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# oh
i thought that was chuck norris hah
(eneville, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)