b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Alternative Xmas Cards » Message 7851874

[challenge entry] Virgin...

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(Beejster, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)
# pffftttt.....
double pffftttt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:52, archived)
# nah, she was a virgin
because she used her arse
aren't christians wonderful, eh? most other religions, you'd be looking at multiple death-beatings for that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:53, archived)
# her ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:54, archived)
# his ass?
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:31, archived)
# so what you are saying is that jesus is mr hanky
holy fuck - *calls gideons*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:54, archived)
# i'm just saying
she offered up her most delicate flower only to the blessed almighty
while keeping the other side for more.. earthly uses
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:59, archived)
# dammit!
i just started the 1st church of the holy nard!
ahhfuggit - i'll write it off as tax!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Immaculate confession . . .
Birth control pill
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:58, archived)
# virgin
on the ridiculous, maybe.

g'night all, i'm off for egg on toats and bed tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Yummy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 2:17, archived)
# put vegemite on the toats first!
'n ight
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 2:20, archived)
# ooh
i could really do with scrambled eggs on marmitey toast

to the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I just made a Edam, Cream Cheese and Mustard sandwich.
It's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)
# 'virgin' is just a mistranslation from the aramaic.
properly translated, the text identifies mary as a 'horrid slattern with weeping cunt-sores and three loads up her at any given time'.

i think the church might have deliberately made an error.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)