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# After all, it is in London
After an hour there your snot's black, your nails are filthy and if you were to lick your finger and wide it down your face you'd leave a tide mark.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yeah
Well better than living in the country and being covered in shite:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Pfft, I live in Aylesbury.
It's the Bermuda triangle of the Home Counties.

And not covered in shite.

That's Winslow, where the manwife's from.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# SIlly me
I forgot you had to get your shite imported:)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Import? IMPORT?
Don't talk to me about importing stuff mate, people from London aren't even from London.

Edit- hometiem! Bye all!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I am:D
Aylesbury people aren't even from Earth
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I am. I've also evolved gills to filter out the dirt.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)
# i hear it has a shopping centre with a giant duck
or something*
*may have been lies though
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Used to.
They got rid of the duck, even though we all shouted at them.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# the bastards
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)
# sounds about right
if you enjoy picking your nose go to Bodrum.
it's very dusty and you get MASSIVE bogeys.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I don't enjoy it.
I do understand the need for it though. I almost give myself an aneurysm trying to blow out what I could easily manually remove.


Sorry, that was a bit disgusting.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# manual removal for the win!
*picks rolls and flicks*

ooh, sorry
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# and people would look at you like you were a mental
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# You do realise
There's a reason for that:P
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I am so fucking awesome it makes your teeth hurt.
Admit it.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# No that's phossy jaw!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)