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# Abandons humour altogether...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# nicely
the dome's a bit too clean though i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# After all, it is in London
After an hour there your snot's black, your nails are filthy and if you were to lick your finger and wide it down your face you'd leave a tide mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yeah
Well better than living in the country and being covered in shite:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Pfft, I live in Aylesbury.
It's the Bermuda triangle of the Home Counties.

And not covered in shite.

That's Winslow, where the manwife's from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# SIlly me
I forgot you had to get your shite imported:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Import? IMPORT?
Don't talk to me about importing stuff mate, people from London aren't even from London.

Edit- hometiem! Bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I am:D
Aylesbury people aren't even from Earth
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I am. I've also evolved gills to filter out the dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)
# i hear it has a shopping centre with a giant duck
or something*
*may have been lies though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Used to.
They got rid of the duck, even though we all shouted at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)
# sounds about right
if you enjoy picking your nose go to Bodrum.
it's very dusty and you get MASSIVE bogeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I don't enjoy it.
I do understand the need for it though. I almost give myself an aneurysm trying to blow out what I could easily manually remove.


Sorry, that was a bit disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# manual removal for the win!
*picks rolls and flicks*

ooh, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# and people would look at you like you were a mental
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# You do realise
There's a reason for that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I am so fucking awesome it makes your teeth hurt.
Admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# No that's phossy jaw!
......
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
My bastard mate has tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# he must be punished
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yes
Yes he must! They have to be shite tonight and only do Celine Dione covers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *telegrams 'The 'ZEP'
rob jimmy john drummer STOP
play only celine dion covers STOP
cheers STOP
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# No longer lighter than air . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Oh the humanity!
(look at the size of that thing)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:58, archived)