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# Yes
TJ:

There is an actual Genuine paedo that has been in our local paper for the last two weeks for various noncing crimes. He has exactly the same fucking name as me.

I am now hiding from lynch mobs.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Ouch.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:18, archived)
# What a 'coincidence'
(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
indeed! True story though, I'm fucking mortified. Phoned Dominos for a pizza last night, gave them my name, and then worried that they'd all rubbed their knobs in it. Didn't enjoy my pizza after that.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Use a different name then
Or learn how to make pizza, it's not difficult.

Seriously though, I hope you stay safe.
(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Yeah, I always use condoms
Saves me from ripping my foreskin in their tight holes.

Not really hiding from a lynch mob, but am slightly worries!

My flatmate was out last night, and talking to some off duty police, and happened to mention that I was going through the application process at the moment. "What's his name?" They asked. Their response to that was "You live with a fucking paedo??? He's hardly going to get into the police, is he!"

I suppose this is karma....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:30, archived)
# pfft
says you
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I found it funny to start with
but the repercussions could be unpleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:22, archived)
# make a t-shirt
saying 'i am not a paedo. it is all just a horrible coincidence' and wear it at all times on the streets of yourtown
that will satisfy the mob
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Ha ha
The "not a paedo" t shirt has been in my plans all day.

Someone fucking make me it, or I'll rape your first born
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:27, archived)
# haha...damn!

that really sucks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:31, archived)