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# 7am here =D
Watching the cricket and decapitating my wrist at the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# all our crickets are dead or hibernating.
i have a plastic cricket which chirps when you twist its knob.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:02, archived)
# We have lots of crickets.
Each cricket has a fast moving ball and eleven penises.

Two of the penises are well protected, and holding bats though.

Interspecies porn is fun.
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# nah, i prefer that humans leave other animals alone.
besides, inter-kingdom porn is what turns me on.

*molests a triffid*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:19, archived)
# My brother once scared a small child doing a triffid impression
It wasn't directed at her, it was actually directed at my Mum, but they were in public, and this little girl looked absolutely horrified and hid behind her mother. The mother did NOT look amused.

However, everyone else did.
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# mothers are useless creatures.
she should have been glad you didn't kill them both.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:35, archived)