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# Wouldn't touch C with yours
But wouldn't mind a bit of the ginger one. She looks a bit dirty, like she'd have a few tricks to teach.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# while i concur that C will probably have one like the melted top of a welly boot
i probably still would.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Have you seen the adverts for that American version of Strictly Come Dancing?
Mel B G is on that - she has an amazing figure.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Nevertheless
she leaves a trail of slime everywhere she goes. I consider that off-putting at best.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# She may have dropped the odd sprog
but dancers tend to have pelvic muscles like steel cable.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Given sufficient application of force over a period of time
even steel will stretch eventually.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)