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# exactly
Mail readers are angry, so the paper has to make up a scandal for them to be angry about.

It's just sad when otherwise rational people fall for it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# That's scandalous!
I'm angry at the Daily Mail now.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Write them a letter!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)
# The pen is mightier than the sword
After all, it is language that separates us from the beasts.

Thus:

Dear sir,
I feel I must take issue with the unnecessary scandalous overtones occasionally detectable in your esteemed publication.

It displeases me to see your journalistic standards lowered in such a fashion, surely you are above such low-brow tabloid behaviour?

Yours

Brig. Fridgeignton Freezerous-Smythe (Retired.)

And I shall address it to "Cunts, London".
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)