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# My brother went out with a Muslim Goth for a while.
If you thought Catholics have the monopoly on religious guilt wait until you meet a girl from an orthodox Jordanian family in black lipstick and a corset!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I went out with a catholic
everytime we had sex she said, "That's it, I';m gonna burn now".

Not very sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# i'm so glad
i'm an atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# s'great
you can celebrate what the hell you want!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# plus
i don't have to waste my sunday mornings being told i'm going to suffer tortures with added brimstone, when i'd rather be at home with a hangover and a fry-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Not all churches are fire and brimstone
Some are more cake and coffee. :)
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)
# meh
the cake and coffee ones strike me as not trying hard enough. they're too nice to be taken seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Blimey, there's no pleasing some
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)
# i just have a slight problem
with any organised religion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Fair enough
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)
# was that guilt
or a nasty rash?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# prolly a little of both
shame, cos she was a pretty ace lady
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# You should have been more gentle
;)
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I was working on commission
for Canestan at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# If you've got a burka on
Just add black nail varnish, some eyeliner andyou're basically a goth anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# haha, she wore the full kit when she went home
but when she was here she dressed in corsets and lots of black lace.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# that can be dangerous
linky
:(
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)
# exactly.
I believe her father was a little more liberal than that.

But apparently her mother would have forced him to disown her at the very least.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)